via Steve M.
Ways for Chef to Circumvent Taste-Tester and Defeat King
- Only poison 10% of the chicken breast. The odds that the taste-tester will eat the poison part is slim but the king will probably eat at least some of the bad part
- Use any poison that takes longer than an hour to work
- Use a very dense…
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.